Dewi Perssik Setengah Bugil Di Film Yang Diperankan

Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Dewi Perssik Setengah Bugil Di Film Yang Diperankan

Dewi Perssik Setengah Bugil Di Film Yang Diperankannya. Film tersebut berjudul Pacar Hantu Perawan. Film nya menurut saya tidak ada bagus bagus nya sama sekali. Isi dari film pacar hantu perawan hanya adegan adegan vulgar mesum setengah bugil. Berikut ini screenshot adegan syur dewi persik :

OVJ Opera Van Java

Thursday, 26 January 2012

OVJ Opera Van Java

OVJ opera van java yang dibintangi ole sule ovj, parto ovj, ajis ovj, nunung ovj dan andre ovj. Mereka selalu kocak dan guyonan nya itu buat perut jadi mules. Saking mulesnya biasanya nunung ovj sampek ngompol di panggung.

Saksikan ovj di trans TV

Kata Kata Gombal

Kata Kata Gombal

Kata kata gombal sering sekali digunakan untuk sebuah rayuan, misal pada saat merayu cewek cantik atau pacar. Kata-kata gombal semakin boomming karena acara OVJ opera van java yang di bintangi oleh sule, parto, nunug dan kawan kawan nya sering kali menggunakan kata-kata gombal untuk merayu gadis-gadis bintang tamu OVJ.

Berikut ini saya berikan beberapa kata-kata gombal yang sering kali digunakan di OVJ :

• Cow : “Neng, Bapak Neng tukang rujak ya??”
• Cew : “Kok tau sih Bang?”
• Cow : “Soalnya senyum Neng udah mengulek-ulek hati Abang..!”

• Cow : “Eh Neng, ajarin Abang berenang ya”
• Cew : “Emang kenapa Bang?
• Cow : “Soalnya Abang tenggelam di hati Eneng nih!”

• Cow : “Neng, tabung gas Neng di rumah bocor ya??”
• Cew : “Mang nape Bang?”
• Cow : “Soalnya Neng udah ngeledakin hati Abang”

• Cow : “Neng, Bapak Neng pasti pemain bola kan?”
• Cew : “Ih, kok Abang tau sih Bang?”
• Cow : “Soalnya Eneng telah mencetak gol di hati Abang”

• Cow : “Neng, punya lem nggak?”
• Cew : “Ada Bang, emang buat apaan?!?”
• Cow : “Buat nge-lem hati kita biar menyatu Neng..”

• Cow : “Eh, jangan berdiri dekat-dekat bunga Neng!!”
• Cew : “Lah, emang nape Bang?!”
• Cow : “Nggak apa2 sih, takutnya ntar bunganya layu. Kalah cantik sama Eneng..?”

• Cow : “Neng, Bapak kamu tukang servis AC ya?”
• Cew : “Kok bisa tau sih Bang??”
• Cow : “Soalnya Eneng udah menyejukkan hatiku..”

• Cow : “Kamu pasti suka gaya Briptu Norman ya ?”
• Cew : “Kok tau..?”
• Cow : “Soalnya kamu udah men chaiyya-chaiyya kan hatiku”

• Cow : “Neng, Bapak Eneng suka main internet ya?”
• Cew : “Iya, mang kenapa Bang?”
• Cow : “Soalnya Neng udah men-download hatiku..”

• Cow : “Neng, Bapak Neng tukang gali kuburan ya?”
• Cew : “Kok gitu Bang?!”
• Cow : “Soalnya Eneng udah mengubur kesedihan di hati Abang..”

• Cow : “Neng, Bapak Neng pasti asli Jakarta kan?”
• Cew : “ih kok Abang bisa tau sih?!”
• Cow : “Soalnya Eneng telah memonaskan hatiku..”

• Cow : “Dek, Bapak kamu kamu pilot ya?”
• Cew : “Iya Bang..”
• Cow : “Soalnya kamu udah nerbangin hatiku”

• Cow : “Di rumah kamu pasti punya banyak kaset Rhoma Irama ya?!?”
• Cew : “Kok Abang tau sih??”
• Cow : “Soalnya kamu telah mengadu dombakan hatiku..”

• Cow : “Neng, punya nomor rekening nggak?”
• Cew : “Ada Bang, emang buat apaan??”
• Cow : “Buat transfer hatiku ke hatimu”

• Cow : “1 + 1 berapa Neng?”
• Cew : “2 Bang..”
• Cow : “2 + 2 =..”
• Cew : “Ya 4 Abang..”
• Cow : “Kalo cinta+cinta, sama dengan apa Neng..??”
• Cew : “Hah, berapa ya..?!?”
• Cow : “Cinta+cinta itu, sama dengan aku dan kamu..”

• Cow : “Neng, Bapakmu orang Garut ya?”
• Cew : “Emang kenape Bang?”
• Cow : “Karena kamu telah mendodolkan hatiku..”

• Cow : “Dik, Ibunya orang Padang ya?!?”
• Cew : “Kok Abang tau Bang?”
• Cow : “Soalnya senyummu telah me-rendang-kan hatiku”

• Cow : “Boleh pinjam kalkulatornya nggak?”
• Cew : “Buat ape Bang?!?”
• Cow : “Untuk menghitung jumlah cintaku kepadamu..”

• Cow : “Dik, tolong cariin tukang ojek donk”
• Cew : “Lah, emang buat apa Bang..?”
• Cow : “Buat nganterin hati aku ke hatimu”

• Cow : “Bapak kamu kerja di kelurahan ya?”
• Cew : “Kok tau Bang..?”
• Cow : “Soalnya, kamu telah meng-KTP-kan hatiku”

• Cow : “Ibu kamu guru TK ya?”
• Cew : “Ih kok Abang tau sih?!?”
• Cow : “Soalnya hidung kamu kaya’ perosotan TK”

• Cow : “Kalo IPS apa artinya?”
• Cew : “Ilmu Pengetahuan sosial Bang”
• Cow : “Kalo IPA?”
• Cew : “Ilmu Pengetahuan Alam”
• Cow : “Kalo KPK?
• Cew : “Komisi Pemberantasan Korupsi”
• Cow : “Salah.., tapi artinya, Kamu Punya Ku..”

• Cow : “Dik, 2+2 = berapa?”
• Cew : “4 Bang!”
• Cow : “Salah…, jawaban 2+2 sama dengan 2″
• Cew : “Kok 2 sih Bang?”
• Cow : “Kan yang 2 lagi ada di hati kamu..”

• Cow : “Eh, Bapaknya Polisi ya?”
• Cew : “Kok tau Bang?”
• Cow : “Iya, soalnya kamu telah menembak hatiku”

• Cow : “Neng, Bapaknya kerja di Rumah Sakit ya?”
• Cew : “Lho kok tau sih?”
• Cow : “Karena kamu telah meng-ngingu ngingu-kan hatiku”

• Cow : “Neng, Bapak kamu kerjanya jadi HRD ya?”
• Cew : “Mang nape Bang?”
• Cow : “Soalnya kalo lihat Neng bawaan aku mau ngelamar mulu nih..”

• Cow : “Neng, Abang mau ke belakang dulu ya. Btw, Neng punya kunci gak?”
• Cew : “Kagak ada Bang, emang buat apa?”
• Cow : “Buat ngebuka pintu hati Neng..”

• Cow : “Kalo rajin pangkal apa?
• Cew : “Pangkal pandai”
• Cow : “Kalo hemat pangkal apa?”
• Cew : “Kaya”
• Cow : “Malas pangkal?”
• Cew : “Bodoh..”
• Cow : “Trus kalo kamu pangkal??”
• Cew : “Hah..?!?! pangkal apaan ya?!?”
• Cow :”Kamu itu.. pangkal-an hatiku..”

• Cow : “28 Oktober hari apa ayo?”
• Cew : “Hari Sumpah Pemuda”
• Cow : “Kalo 27 Oktobernya hari apa?”
• Cew : “Hari apaan tuh Bang..??”
• Cow : “Hari Sumpah Hatiku..”

Hanya ini saja kata-kata gombal versi ovj yang saya tau, jika anda ingin cari kata-kata gombal lainnya silahkan dicari di google dangan kata kunci kata kata mutiara.

Kata Kata Mutiara

Kata Kata Mutiara

Kata kata mutiara yaitu kata-kata dengan kalimat yang indah dengan tujuan untuk menginspirasi atau memberikan motivasi kepada pembaca nya. Banyak sekali jenis kata kata mutiara yaitu antara lain kata kata mutiara lucu , kata kata mutiara cinta, kata kata mutiara gombal, kata kata mutiara rindu dan masih banyak yang lain nya. Pada setiap kata kata mutiara memberikan arti yang berbeda-beda, misalkan kata kata mutiara lucu akan memberikan suatu makna yang membuat pembaca bisa ketawa, isinya tentang candaan dsb.

Oh ya, saya punya beberapa contoh kata-kata mutiara, Silahkan dibaca dibawah ini :

1. Sesuatu yg sangat sulit dimengerti bagaimana seseorang bisa menceritakanmu begitu banyak dusta, tapi tak pernah merasa bersalah.
2. Menyakitkan tuk ucapkan selamat tinggal pd dia yg tak ingin kamu lepaskan, tp lebih sakit tuk bertahan jika dia memang ingin pergi.
3. Jangan hiraukan dia yg membencimu. Terkadang dia membencimu hanya karena kamu tak memberi perhatian seperti yg dia inginkan.
4. Cinta sejati adalah ketika dia yg kamu cinta tak lg mempedulikanmu, tp kamu masih menunggunya dgn setia.

Silahkan berikan sebuah kata-kata mutiara yang anda buat di form komentar di bawah.

Copa Del Rey 2012, Quarterfinals: First Legs, El Clasico Steals The Spotlight

Tuesday, 24 January 2012

Copa Del Rey 2012, Quarterfinals: First Legs, El Clasico Steals The Spotlight

All eyes are on El Clasico as far as the Copa Del Rey goes, but there are three other ties, all featuring La Liga sides. Espanyol plays Tuesday, Bilbao plays Mallorca on Wednesday, and Valencia host Levante on Thursday.

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Jan 17, 2012 - El Clasico is the biggest non-final club football game in the world, regardless of what competition it's being played in. Copa Del Rey enthusiasts and fans of the other sides remaining in the competition should probably forgive the public for only focusing on that one game for that reason. But there are still three other games that are going on, and since none of them overlap with Real Madrid vs. Barcelona, you might as well watch them.

Espanyol, Mirandes, Athletic Bilbao and Mallorca are on one side of the bracket in the quarterfinal. This will make Marcelo Bielsa a favorite to reach the competition's final, and football is better when Marcelo Bielsa wins trophies, regardless of what team he is managing. The other side features the big two, along with Valencia and Levante. Yes, La Liga's top four sides are all playing each other and are in the same half of the bracket.

Here's the schedule for the first legs of the Copa Del Rey quarterfinals

Espanyol vs. Mirandes - Tuesday, 3:00 p.m. ET, 9:00 p.m. local
Athletic Bilbao vs. Mallorca - Wednesday, 2:00 p.m. ET, 8:00 p.m. local
Real Madrid vs. Barcelona - Wednesday, 4:00 p.m. ET, 10:00 p.m. local
Valencia vs. Levante - Thursday, 3:30 p.m. ET, 9:30 p.m. local

We'll have specific coverage of the biggest game of the quarterfinals in our Real Madrid vs. Barcelona, 2012 El Clasico StoryStream. For more on those two teams, check out Real Madrid blog Managing Madrid and FC Barcelona blog Barca Blaugranes.

Athletic Bilbao Vs. Mallorca, 2012 Copa Del Rey Quarterfinals

Athletic Bilbao Vs. Mallorca, 2012 Copa Del Rey Quarterfinals

Real Madrid vs. Barcelona had the spotlight on Wednesday, but Athletic Bilbao and Mallorca were also in action on the other half of the Copa del Rey draw. Athletic, who play Real Madrid in La Liga over the weekend, did not appear to have one eye on that game as they played a full-strength side, holding nothing back in the first leg at San Mames. How they do over the weekend remains to be seen, but that decision was justified on Wednesday when Marcelo Bielsa's men defeated Mallorca 2-0.

Mallorca are now going to have a very difficult time getting to the semifinals after failing to get an away goal. Bilbao were at their finest, with Fernando Llorente scoring in the 35th minute and Iker Muniain adding an insurance goal in the 59th minute. Defender Ander Herrera and workhorse forward Gaizka Toquero came in as late substitutes to kill the game off and did so successfully, denying Mallorca a goal.

Real Madrid Vs. Barcelona, 2012 El Clasico

Real Madrid Vs. Barcelona, 2012 El Clasico

Sergio Busquets (MIDFIELDER - Barcelona), Barcelona, Real Madrid

Despite all of his histronics, Sergio Busquets is one of the best midfielders in the world and he shows it when Fabio Coentrao dares to try to burst past him on the Barcelona right, diving into an inch-perfect slide tackle that takes the ball off the fullback, flattens him, and allows to keep it in play. Granted, if someone did that to him he'd have claimed it broke his leg, but it's still a brilliant piece of play regardless.

Real Madrid, who'd really quite like to win this match, are making a change, taking off Gonzalo Higuain and Lassana Diarra and replacing them with Mesut Ozil and Jose Callejon, which will allow them to move from this defensive 4-3-3 to a more familiar 4-2-3-1. Whether or not that's enough to break down this Barcelona defence or not is a good question, but there's plenty of firepower and speed in the hosts' front line at this point, and it's just a matter of getting them the ball. Within seconds of coming on, Callejon takes out Lionel Messi and earns himself a yellow card. Pepe treads on Messi's hand while he's on the ground and should be sent off, but isn't.

For more on the two teams, check out Real Madrid blog Managing Madrid and FC Barcelona blog Barca Blaugranes. We have live coverage of the match in our Real Madrid vs. Barcelona, 2012 El Clasico StoryStream.